Naughty Paris

Check out the Clinique Cosmique at fashionista boutique Colette (213 Rue St-Honoré, 1st), where kitsch "sextrologers" Stella Starsky and Quinn Cox will read your horoscope on March 1-4 from 4-6pm at the Water Bar (downstairs) — gratuit — in English or fluent Franglais. The duo are authors of the book Sextrology: The Astrology of Sex and the Sexes. Be sure you know what time you were born!