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Meet the Pleasure Coach

noreply@blogspirit.com (Heather Stimmler-Hall) — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 23:25:00 +0200

Every Good Girl (and the Men Who Worship Them) should know about Victoria Vesta of Divine Feminine Touch. Bookmark this link! After all, you never know when you may be in need of a bit of sexual awakening, a kick-start to a libido that's been on vacation too long, or just someone to talk to about all of those crazy fantasies that would make your mother faint. So who do you call? A pleasure coach, of course!

Victoria came to Paris from New York, where she had a high-stress job in television. In Paris she discovered that je ne sais quoi that Carolyn and I have been telling all you gals about, that erotic energy that permeates the culture in a way that's sorely missing from North American culture. It's not always about sex, but it is about feeling sexy and in touch with your inner femme fatale. Of course, just being in Paris doesn't guarantee that all this erotic mojo will seep into your body through osmosis. Sometimes it helps to have a gentle push in the right direction, a sort of orientation to the world of Naughty Paris. So she decided to move here permanently and devote her life to helping others discover their sexual bliss.

Victoria offers women,men and couples pleasure coaching, sensual massage (including lessons), and even gift certificates for that special someone in your life.

I will be your guide in the promotion of your erotic and sensual pleasure - using energies often associated with The Divine Feminine: love, nurturing, healing, wisdom, and guidance.

I had coffee with Victoria yesterday and got to see her gorgeous workspace (inspired by the emperor's bedroom in the film Gladiator). We ended up chatting for hours, and I can say I highly recommend a session with her for anyone who is looking for a safe and healthy place to explore their sexual epanouissement.

Paris Sex Survey

noreply@blogspirit.com (Heather Stimmler-Hall) — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:45:00 +0200

The Zurban magazine has been a great source of inspiration over the years, daring to cover the S&M scene, swinger's clubs and fetish parties in their weekly entertainment guide (along with the usual nightlife, cinema, dining, etc.)

A few weeks ago, issue 291, they even devoted an entire feature (sponsored by Durex, of course) to the latest figures released on French sexuality by the ACSF (Analyse des Comportements Sexuels en France). Despite the fact that the French seem to consider themselves the best lovers in the world, here are some oddly surprising numbers:

* 71% of 18-24 year old's prefer sex in the horizontal position (lying down, for the directionally challeged among you).

* 13% of 18-24 year olds and 10% of 25-34 year olds have sex less than once a month (IMHO they're too busy demonstrating in the streets!).

* Only 5% of Parisians have ever gone to a swinger's club, but 35% have had sex in public places.

* 8% of Parisians claim to have multiple partners.

* 7% of Parisians like their neighbors hearing them having sex.

* Almost 50%of all Parisians have been in a sex shop at least once.

* 63% of 25-34 year olds consider themselves "adventurous" in their sex lives, compared to 32% for those over 65 years old.

* 43% of Parisians have checked into a hotel just to have sex.

Interestingly enough, the survey said that French people outside of Paris are more likely to go to sex clubs than those in the city. "Parisians are more coincés (uptight) than the rest of the French." Something to think about on your next trip to St-Tropez...

The Greatest French Mistress of All Time

noreply@blogspirit.com (Heather Stimmler-Hall) — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 22:40:00 +0100

The French seem to have more of an affinity for Les Maitresses, or mistresses, than their Anglophone counterparts. Who knows if they actually "cheat" more than Americans or Brits, but they certainly love talking about it. Novels, movies, television shows -- it's all about his "cinq à sept" (more on the vocabulary in a future post) and her "amant". Ah, oui! Les femmes too! The battle of the sexes is fought on different grounds here in France, home of égalité.

Not that every French person will openly say they have (or are) a mistress, but it's seen more as if it's a fact of life than a moral issue. After all, mistresses are nothing new. One of the best-known in French history is Madame de Montespan, mistress of the one and only Sun King, Louis XIV. And lucky for us, she had enough free time to write, in her own words, a memoir on what it was like living the charmed life in the Palais de Versailles at the height of the French monarchy.

In the prologue by the English translator:

The cynical Court lady, whose beauty bewitched a great King, and whose ruthless sarcasm made Duchesses quail, is here drawn for us in vivid fashion by her own hand, and while concerned with depicting other figures she really portrays her own. Certainly, in these Memoirs she is generally content to keep herself in the background, while giving us a faithful picture of the brilliant Court at which she was for long the most lustrous ornament.
It is only by stray touches, a casual remark, a chance phrase, that we, as it were, gauge her temperament in all its wiliness, its egoism, its love of supremacy, and its shallow worldly wisdom. Yet it could have been no ordinary woman that held the handsome Louis so long her captive. The fair Marquise was more than a mere leader of wit and fashion. If she set the mode in the shape of a petticoat, or devised the sumptuous splendours of a garden fete, her talent was not merely devoted to things frivolous and trivial. She had the proverbial 'esprit des Mortemart'. Armed with beauty and sarcasm, she won a leading place for herself at Court, and held it in the teeth of all detractors.

Go ahead, I dare you to try and not read it. You might get some naughty ideas in your head, heaven forbid!